lameboyfriend:

a true shrektastrophe

(via pulling-a-monica)

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via ruinedchildhood)

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via surprisebitch)

hornyspice:

*finishes homework at school*
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(via laughbitches)

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

(Source: swallowthesound, via captainamericaslover7676)

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via ruinedchildhood)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via moistbottom)

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

(via tinychatting)

spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

(via brunettebelle)

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

(via asassybitchjust)

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

sadgaymeme:

sweet dreams are

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who am i to

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(Source: kosherqueer, via reesewithoutherspooon)