shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via pulling-a-monica)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

(Source: precumming, via iamthewhitegirl)

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

(via pulling-a-monica)

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

(via g-iggle)

solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem

(via tinychatting)

(Source: sushimane, via pulling-a-monica)

andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

image

(via pulling-a-monica)

ejacutastic:

well would you look at that

(Source: 103312, via g-iggle)

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via humoristics)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via loonygoon)

she actually did

(Source: kidstark, via offonahuntingtrip)

jaidefinichon:

WTF

(Source: guerrepudiche, via lolsofunny)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via hotboyproblems)