lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

(via ruinedchildhood)

thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

(Source: flyinq-bird, via humorking)

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

(via laughing-papaya)

heart:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via laughing-papaya)

(Source: haemus, via laughing-papaya)

robregal:

This is the proper reaction.

(Source: methmaker, via bigbagoflittledonuts)

  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

chocolaty:

chocolaty:

milk

why is my url not chocolate

(via iamthewhitegirl)

officialcrow:

kobetyrant:

carribeanheaux:

Delete this

ok but this haircut actually goes all the way off so I’m gonna need u walmart hairlines to unsalt yourselves and recognize true innovation

his barber petty af

(Source: httpugs)

tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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(Source: lavandermichael, via hotboyproblems)

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perchu:

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(Source: knochai, via hotboyproblems)