callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

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serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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matthewsagan:

mom

illuminati

I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.

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sniffing:

how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly

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grilledcheezed:

"can i see your phone?"

"ya one sec"

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shisnojon:

"we have to shut off the internet in order to fix it"

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n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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losethehours:

vampire-gerard:

stretchedlobes:

my fucking heart

He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK

Today the Internet, tomorrow the world!

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